best ending ever

SO here is what happens. The woman points towards the tiger because she is selfish and just wants to have the guy for herself. Unfortunately the guys backstage forgot to put the divider between the walls so the tiger had already eaten his bride to be. The lion no longer hungry decided to sleep. It was at this time that Lilo and Stitch came and stitch ate the king. Everyone in disbelief about what just happened started running around and talking gibberish in a crazy frenzy. After twenty minutes of this everyone's head exploded and there were only 300 left. These 300 went on to fight the Persians in what is known as World War II. Unfortunately because the 300 soldiers exploded from radiation poisoning the governments decided to cover it up and make a fake history. The moral of the story is simple and obvious and it is one that anyone can make a connection to; stop illegal aliens.